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Tic
Tac Dough '90 Raps
Take the dragon, make him rap, everybody knows that it's just crap

Syndication: (1990)
There are not many moments in
game shows that make you just want to shake your head in shame.
This is one of those moments.
In 1990, Tic Tac Dough was
revived. It's host, Patrick Wayne was, in a word, horrible.
Well, I've already inducted him, so you already know about him.
But there was more than that one reason for the show's demise.
Sure people can point out that it got poor timeslots in some places
across the country, but there are better reasons out there. Like
when someone got the bright idea of, "Let's make the dragon hip.
Let's make him rap when the bonus game is played."
The rest, as they say, is
history.
When the show debuted, when the
dragon came out, the dragon roared ferociously, like so.

When the Dragon Slayer came out
right after the dragon, it played a nice heroic tune, like so.

But then a couple of months
later, it all changed, when one episode had Patrick Wayne saying this...
"In One of these boxes is a
RAPPING DRAGON."
Oh god.


Wow. That is lame.
But, then Patrick utters this.
"And in another box is a RAPPING
DRAGON SLAYER"
Oh no.


My god. that sounds whiter
than me. But there's worse ones.


See, but the Dragon Slayer has
worse ones as well


He quoted Mohammad Ali.
Dear god, I've had enough. And tons of people had enough of the
horrid raps as this run ended in March of 1991.
The rapping Dragon and Dragon
Slayer went down in game show history as one of the biggest mock-umental
things in the show's history. Either way, I'm all rapped out.
Let's just hope this doesn't happen again anytime soon in game shows, I
can't stand horrible rapping in game shows.

I hate my life.
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