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The
Newlywed Game With Paul Rodriguez
TNG
- Bob - 1 couple + new theme + horrible set + Paul rodriguez = disaster

Syndication: (September
1988-1989)
There are very few game shows
that are part of pop culture in this day and age. One of those
shows is The Newlywed Game. You ask anybody about The Newlywed
Game and they'll say that it's the show with whoopie or In The Butt, Bob
or some variant of that. It debuted in 1967, cancelled in 1974 on
Christmas Eve, revived in 1977 and cancelled again in 1980. It was
revived again in 1984, with a brand new, flashier set and the same old
Bob. It went through a couple of changes, but the constant was the
same: Bob Eubanks, 4 Couples and Whoopie. However, in 1988, Bob
Eubanks decided to leave The Newlywed Game in favor of his other
endeavors, like Card Sharks and his production company. So, a new
host had to be found, and we'd get one. His Name was Paul
Rodriguez. The rest was history.

The first show of the new regime
saw Bob announcing his departure. He has been doing the show for
about 22 years. So if he wanted to host the show until the end of
time, they would have probably allowed him. He stated that a
new host has been selected and enter Paul Rodriguez.

Now people are wondering, who is
Paul Rodriguez? Well, Paul Rodriguez is a comedian. One of
the Original Latin Kings of Comedy, and that's pretty much it.
Aside from that, he starred in a TV show called Trial and Error.
Now some comedians are good hosts, like George Gray and Bil Dwyer, so it
could work. Then Bob says that we have a brand new set for Paul.
So, I'm thinking we have a modernization of the old set.

But nope. Instead, we get
this monstrosity. This looks nothing like a set for The newlywed
Game. This looks like the back alley of some furniture store.
A very horrible 80s furniture store. Then we actually get to the
couples. There's only 3 Couples. Where's the 4th? If I
remember Newlywed Game Lore, there's supposed to be 4 couples. I
guess they had to cut back on one couple. Then Bob gives Paul the
questions and now we actually get to the game itself.

And after Paul is by himself
with the couples, he tells the ladies in the most ignorant way to "Get
Outta here!" so he can ask the guys the questions. And then
everything sinks in and we finally get the cold hard fact that we're in
for a really bad version of The Newlywed Game. Paul would ask the
questions, but would add his own satiristic twist on the questions.

One of those questions being,
"How many women has he told..(in a childish and dopish way) I Love
You!"? And the way he acted out that question made him look very
desperate and pathetic. It seems to me that Paul Rodriguez was
making the show all about him and not about the game. If what I
learned from game shows is true, then Paul is a conduit. He has to
know that the game isn't all about him. It's about the game itself
and the contestants and has to keep it moving. Why does he think
that this show is all about him and his humor.

Oh....right. It's starring
Paul Rodriguez. Another thing we should note is that they changed
the music. Instead of the 80s theme, the song is now "Who Wrote
The Book Of Love?" by The Monotones. A song released even before
the original Newlywed Game was even thought up by Barris. It's an
ok song, but doesn't belong. Another thing is that the logo looks like
it was created by a graffiti artist. It looks ghastly and nothing
like the classic logo or the logo for The New Newlywed Game used
previously. It should be noted that the producer of the show
changed. The show was being steered by Scott Sternberg. And
if you don't know who Scott Sternberg is, then here's a brief synopsis
of who he is. He is mainly a behind the scenes guy who produced
shows like Hollywood Showdown, Wheel 2000, and is known for his current
hit in Catch 21. He has done other shows, and hosted his own show
in Let's Go Back. A show that is so cheap, and so chinsy that
you'd feel like you've been in a time warp and stuck watching game shows
in 1965. But that's enough about Sternberg. Back to the show
itself.

The Couples are now together and
we have a set change. Joy, as if the discussion set wasn't bad
enough, this one is worse than the one before. I should also point
out that on the show has gone back to the normal format and there's no
wagering of cash on the game anymore. So, why the score displays
have 3 places instead of just having 2 is well beyond me. The show
just looks and feels hideous and I can see why this didn't last.
But anyways, the gameplay is pretty much the same as it was, which is
the kindest thing I can say about this show. So, I'm not going to
harp on that aspect on the show.
But the horrific set change,
ugly logo, new theme & terrible new host is why it's here. Paul
Rodriguez failed the prime directive of being a game show host. He
is a conduit and needs to keep the game moving. Sometimes, his
jokes take quite a while to get across. The set is hideous, even
for 80s show standards. I mean, if Slime Time has a better looking
set, then you're in big trouble. And the main thing is that with
one less couple, it usually takes away a good chunk of the stories that
could be told. The Logo looks like it belongs on the front of a
1950s diner instead of The Newlywed Game. The theme, while it's
ok, doesn't fit the show at all. The show was cancelled and
Charlie O'Donnell would be announcing Wheel of Fortune in no time, Scott
Sternberg would become a good TV producer, after a couple failures &
Paul Rodriguez would get away from this drek and actually become a
viable commodity in sitcoms, starring as Ferdie Pachecko in Ali &
becoming one of the Original Latin Kings Of Comedy.
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