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Johnny Arcade
Game Over yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Host: Video Power (1991-1992)
Game shows based on video games
are really hard to get right. Quite honestly the only game show
based off of video games that didn't stink was the early eighties game
show Starcade, hosted by this man...

Geoff Edwards. Now
although his shows haven't always had a long life, he was really good at
what he did. To prove himself, he took the time to play a ton of
arcade games and get pretty decent at them so he'd know what he was
talking about on the show. For further evidence, he's a massive
Quake player to this date. Sadly, this show aired at the time of the big Video
Game Crash in 1984 and was cancelled that same year. In 1990 a new
show about video games would be made called Video Power, hosted by this
man.

His name is Johnny Arcade, but
his real name is Stivi Paskoski. When Video Power debuted it was a
basic video game preview and tips show, mixed with a crappy cartoon
show. When Johnny did the previews, he'd normally dress up in an
outfit and do crappy impersonations. For example...

For the Punch-Out review, he
dressed up as Rocky Balboa's boxing coach, Mickey Goldmill and imitate
him while doing the review. To be fair, this was not only a bad
imitation of his voice, but his look as well. And if that wasn't
bad enough...

He also imitates Rocky as well
afterwards. Talk about pathetic.
Now, I know what you're saying.
This is supposed to be a game show site, why are you talking about him
on a video game show. Patience grasshopper, I'm about to get to
that. After 1 season of this, the producers decided to change up
the show and decide to turn Video Power into a game show. With
that, we get to Johnny's hosting skills. Or should I say, lack
thereof.

Johnny Arcade decided to be
hyper and act like another video game show host around that time in Phil
Moore, except white. Not only that, he seems to have left the rest
of his abilities of hosting at the old studio or in the Rocky jacket.
So, he's helped by these two guys.

Terry Lee Rotok and Steve
Treccase. Wait, that's Steve Treccase? Man, he must have had
a rough time after Remote Control got cancelled. Anyways, get used
to Terry Lee Rotok as he does more hosting than Arcade. So, what
does Johnny do?

He does what he did in the old
show, he gave out tips to games. And by the way, the tips that he
gave are just basic moves in the game. I think I remember him
saying for one game, "You'll be hitting the A button a lot. It's
vital." Well, duh. In most games, you'll be hitting the A
Button a lot. Moron. On certain shows, he'd do a "Hot Flash"
and talk about a new game coming out. I remember him going crazy
about Space Harrier 2. Later on, he'd be fielded questions from the
audience.

Oh, did I mention they ask him
the easiest questions known to man, and when a hard question gets asked,
he doesn't even have a joke answer to give. Then we get to what
should be his wheelhouse: playing the games. What does he do...

He tells them what game they are
playing and he presses this gigantoid button. That's it.
Terry does the commentary for the games to give the audience what's
going on, how many points they are, how far along in the game they are,
etc. So, as you have seen, Terry has done the bulk of the show
right now. Johnny's hosted about 4 minutes of show, Terry's done
7.

So, to bulk up Johnny's time, He
asks the 2 remaining contestants questions from games, mainly from the
NES and Sega Genesis. It also doesn't help that he bobbles reading
the questions quite a bit. I guess if it's not written in big
white letters on black background via a teleprompter, he can't read it
properly. So now that everything's evened up, time wise that is,
we have the final round of video gameplay. So, what does Johnny
do?

That's right, he hits the button
and Terry does the bulk of the work.

After Terry's performance, we
have Johnny awarding the last points and that's it for his performance
as he bumbles his way through another day of hosting. But before
he calls it a day.

He gives the loser a skateboard
and a game while rambling incoherently. I'm guessing he was
starting to lose all the energy he had after drinking about 15 2-liters
of Mountain Dew before the days taping. So, to recap it all.
1. Doesn't know anything about
video games unless it's from a prompter:
CHECK
2: Acts like the target audience for the show:
CHECK
3: Doesn't even host the entire show, relying on other, more capable
people: CHECK
4: Can't even read one question correctly off of a regular card:
CHECK
So, there ya have it. 4
signs of a bad video game game show host and he has all of those signs.
If Terry hosted the show instead of Johnny, then it would at least be
tolerable. But as it stands, it's a passable show with a really
hyper and horrible host. Johnny Arcade was garbage.
Now after this, you'd think he'd
be on the train to get a job at the nearest McDonalds, but he decided to
lay off the Dew, take some acting lessons, changed his appearance and
now has several roles under his belt on such shows as CSI, The West Wing
and Brotherhood all by looking like this...

GOOD GOD! Now that's a
radical appearance change. And change is good. He's a fine
actor now and I'm happy that he put down the NES controller and decided
to make something of himself instead of relishing in his past glory...

Unlike some people.
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