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Howard's buttah answer
Linda Richman would be so proud

Syndication: 1998
Match Game is one of the classic
game shows of all time, there's no denying that. What people can't
deny is that some of the worst answers of all time have came from this
show. But when one thinks of the worst answers ever on Match Game,
they point to two people that gave such answers of horribleness that are
worthy of mocking. One of those people was Howard Schultz.

Yeah, that guy. Anyways,
after his opponent played out her Round 1 question and got zero, he was
left with the category "Yentl Therapy." I should explain that in
the 1998 incarnation of Match Game, they picked from one of two
pun-filled categories instead of selecting A or B. Either way, the
puns were always good for a laugh. He says that "He's the Jewish
One in the Group, I should get this one." After that, host Michael
Berger read the question.

"I just picked up the new
Webster's Illustrated Dictionary, and there was a picture of Barbara
Streisand under the word (Blank)." I can think of several answers
that would fit this one.

And apparently, the 5 celebs on
the show are having some problems as well, as it takes them a few
seconds to do just that. Judy has to ask Michael if her answer is
good and he says it's fine, so I think she's onto a winner. As the
others hurry to come up with something, Michael goes back to ask Howard
for his answer. After Michael asks him he says...

"Don't they say she's always
like buttah!"

Michael's face says it all.
He is bereft of a reply to that answer. Apparently Howard watched
too much Saturday Night Live and Coffee Talk with Linda Richman. I
wonder what Linda Richman thought when she saw that answer on TV.

"I think some of Paul Baldwin's
Splecthis that was in his genectagazoink went into Howard's Brain."
Thank you Linda. So after
some recovery from that gem of an answer, we go to our panel and see
what they said, while Vicki chastises Howard for that awful answer by
quoting Rondell Sheridan "Do you even watch this show? Do you even
know how the game works?" After that, he does what anybody with a lick
of sense would do...

hide his head in shame.
So, Vicki claims that she'd find
her picture along with Streisands with her answer.

Although it was censored, she
said "Bitch." Then we go to John Salley, who knew where Howard's
answer came from. But he went a different way.

He went the princess route,
which is ok, but still not the definitive answer. Then we come to
Judy Tenuda. After some annoying jokes later, she gives the
definitive answer.

NOSE! That's the
definitive answer.

Nell goes the Vicki Route with
Bitch,

& Bobby Collins goes with Judy
and Nose.
Wow, although it was a funny
minute or two, it was one of the worst answers ever uttered on this
show. Howard would lose the game to his opponent, but since this
was the 1998 Version, nobody watched the merry meltdown that had
happened. This version would be cancelled in 1999 to make way for Family
Feud with Louie Anderson, but this was one of the few memorable moments
from this awful version.
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