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The
Get The Picture Rap Special
Almost as bad as vanilla ice's rock/rap album

Nickelodeon: (1991)
In the early 80s, one of the
most popular songs was Sugarhill Gang's Rapper's Delight. Out of
that song, it introduced mainstream America to the musical style that
was Rap. Out of that, it grew fame to Run DMC, The Furious Five,
LL Cool J, Ice T, NWA among a whole slew of others. Heading into
1990, two rappers hit the big time with their respective hits. One
of them was MC Hammer, who currently is more notorious for going broke
and being a minister. The other one was Vanilla Ice, and the less
said about what happened to him, the better. With all of the rap
that has come out, Get The Picture decided to put on a rap special.
While it sounded ok in theory, the way it was executed...well...let's
say that it went over as well as Vanilla Ice trying to worm his way out
of ripping off Under Pressure by Queen.
I mean, when the first thing you
hear is Henry J, the show's announcer, sounding more white than he
normally is, then you know that you're ready for some painful watching.
Just listen to this.


I mean, it doesn't get any
better from there as we're treated to Mike coming out looking like a
horrible mishmash of Flava Flav, Ice Cube, Mr. T and a reject from Bel
Biv Divoe. He just looks absolutely stereotypical here and not
even a good stereotype at that. I don't even know where to go
after that. So, I might as well just start talking about the
actual show, because the interviews went about normal, well as normal as
they normally go when you're talking in a rap facade and trying to act
more Bostonian than you normally are.

The questions, also got changed
to be more hip, mainly using the words mixmasters, fly girls, livin'
large among other weird things. There are certain things as taking
things far enough where it doesn't get too campy, but then there are
instances like the way the questions were mainly phrased would make you
feel like you're watching The Whitest Kids U Know. And boy, the
questions writers this episode are probably the whitest kids working for
Nickelodeon. All goes like normal until someone hits the Power
Surge.

WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE?!
Apparently, someone had the
brilliant idea to give Mike brass knuckles with the words Power Surge on
them. I mean, the amount that went into that set piece could have
funded another 5 episodes of this show or something like that. I
don't even recall watching certain rap videos with stuff like that being
worn by someone back then. Who the hell goes around with stuff
like that on all the time. It just looks, feels and reeks of
lameness. They are trying to be hip but it just looks like they
are on the verge of hip replacement more than being fresh or cool with
the popular thing then. Oh if that's not bad enough.

WHAT IS HENRY J WEARING?!
I swear to god, that is the most
hideous outfit that I've ever seen in my life, and I'm also including
those butt ugly Slime Time outfits as well. The Outfit is a weird
Genie top that he stole from the I Dream Of Jeannie archives, A Get the
Picture medallion, and he's got on the baggy MC Hammer pants as well.
That's not hip, that's just something that you'd wear for Halloween, or
better yet a 5th grade costume party that you were forced to go to
because your parents wanted you out of the house so that they can have a
quiet few hours at home. Trust me, I know how that feels.
What makes this outfit worse, is the fact that Henry...I mean for this
episode DJ Henry J continues to act and speak whiter than most mortal
men. As proof, just listen to this conversation from DJ Henry J
and MC Mike from when they go to commercial Break.

Oh dear. Normally, this is
where most sane people would stop watching. But I'm going to
continue, just so you don't have to.

The show continues on with more
facades & actual rap questions, like "ABC is a 6 man rap group who's
first album was Chillin' at the Playground. What does ABC stand
for?" So, the questions got less stupid, but still its still Mike
desperately trying to be hip, and failing miserably. Although I
didn't talk about this earlier, what the hell is up with his podium?
Just because he's got a blinged up fish saying "Yo!" and called it Video
Sole. I guess the person that thought up that got that from the
Wink Martindale Book of Puns Vol. 2 (1983-1989). The pun sucks,
but it's not High-Worthy. The rest of the game goes on like normal
with more faux-hip acting questions like, "YO YO YO, name 2 of the four
states of matter." It's at this time that I'm thankful that after
any more damage done to my cerebral cortex, the game ends.

Mike shows the kids and saying
that they are the hippest in the land...well, let's just say that out of
them, Mike, Henry J, the Writers and even Robb Edward Morris, who was
long fired since this episode aired, then yes, they are the hippest.
The kids went on to the bonus game of Mega Memory, with the subject
being Rap and Wrapping.

Hmm, out of all of these 9
things, Queen Latifah is the one with the most street cred.
Amazing.

The Kids wound up winning the
game with about 4-5 seconds left on the clock and got $600 in Cash, A
Magnavox boom box, a Yashica camera & a Trip to Universal Studios In
Orlando Florida. As Mike displays the Surge knucks and says his
goodbyes.
Yo! Dawgs...forget it.
What could have been a good idea was ruined by poor execution. Rap
was very popular back in the day, and this could have been a celebrity
special of sorts with one rapper and one civilian contestant, sorta like
what they did with the Celebrity Weeks on Double Dare back in the day.
It would have been fine, if Henry J would have just stayed out of MC
Hammer's, Barbara Eden's and Geoffery Darby's wardrobe; Mike O'Malley
didn't act like he was Spike Lee mixed with Busta Rhymes and the
questions didn't sound dumber than Vanilla Ice's agent.. Get the
Picture was a good show, that didn't need the stupid special eps like
this one, but there were better produced ones like the Sports Show & the
Sleepy time one. This, is just trash and should never be brought
up again. Can we please get something good that fuses Game Shows
and Rap?

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